The World According to Buddy

Welcome to my house!

Buddy’s Quotes for the Month

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ― Robert A. Heinlein

The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal – or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be. ― Elizabeth Peters

News from Buddy, self appointed King of the Shelter

Hi everyone.

Buddy here (you know me—King of the Shelter, longest resident, etc. etc. yadda yadda)

I have spent the last hour searching for the complaint link on this shelter website. They seem to have overlooked creating one. I will take that up with the powers-that-be, but in the meantime I will have to make do.

Yes I, Buddy Ruler-Of-All, have a complaint. A serious one. I, King and Ruler, was not even consulted about all of this very annoying and totally disruptive activity going on. Some nonsense about house improvements—new flooring, new paint on the walls, on and on. I MUST PROTEST!! It is a conspiracy, carefully designed to UPSET THE CATS!!

Yes, folks. You think that the staff and residents are these great, altruistic (ha, you didn’t know that I could use such fancy words, did you?) wonderful people. I am pretty sure that what really happens behind closed doors are elaborate planning sessions designed to totally disrupt OUR lives. I mean really, how is a cat to take a nap with all of those noisy man-type people crashing around, carrying things in and out, moving furniture (!!). Did you notice that I said they invited men into our world? When we all know that Boots and I are absolutely the only guys normally allowed in?

While I peacefully snooze on MY footstool in the office they keep assuring me it is all temporary, but believe me I keep my ears open. What? Oh no!! Next week the last safe place, the office, will be invaded by workers!! Okay, that does it. I am moving out!!

Except to return several times a day to visit my bowl of kitty crunchies.

Until next time,

Buddy the Cat

STILL The Official Longest-Continuous-Resident and Ruler and King of the Shelter

Buddy’s Bio

Hi, I’m Buddy!  I used to be homeless in the South Frankfort neighborhood, but one day I stumbled upon this big blue building.  The people living here were hanging out on the back porch, and invited me up to visit.  Once I got to know them, I decided this is the place for me.

I’m an indoor-outdoor cat, and love to roam the neighborhood.  Some kindly animal shelter people helped me out, and “fixed” me up so my fathering days are over and I won’t have to worry about alimony or child support.

When the weather is extremely cold (or sometime extremely hot), the new friends that I’ve made (and continue to make) let me stay warm (or cool) inside.  They also keep me well fed, and I enjoy welcoming anyone who comes to visit.

Please stop by the Shelter to visit – I’d be glad to show you around!


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